Western Railroad Discussion > Emily Littella speaks out on Heritage Units

What's all this fuss I hear about Heritage Eunuchs?! Every time I open up Trainorders.com there's someone posting something about the UP and their Heritage Eunuchs. Now I'm hearing about captions like "Heritage Eunuchs revealed"- why, there's even a photo contest! It's just shocking, I tell you! Who CARES if UP had Eunuchs?? And what makes them so special that the railroad wants to have HERITAGE versions?! Why, when my father found out what my boyfriend was doing with me, he turned HIM into a eunuch. Whew! That wasn't a pretty sight and nothing I need to see again! So why would UP want to parade around their Heritage Eunuchs for EVERYONE to see?! Just think how those innocent, young railfans will feel seeing a eunuch roll by. It's embarrassing enough to see a man deprived of his manhood- but for those poor UP railroaders... What could management be thinking?! Why, I think we should ALL refuse to photograph any--

"Uh, Miss Littella- Miss Littella..."

Yes?

"Miss Littella- your commentary was supposed to be about UP's Heritage UNITS- not eunuchs, UNITS."

OH! Well, that's very different then... Never mind!

Can I smoke some of that?

It takes a true SNL fan , and one I might add with some age on him , to be able to do that. Well done!
Doug

I'd buy *that* for a dollar!

BobE

LMAO.....

L.G.


WestinAshahr Wrote:
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> What's all this fuss I hear about Heritage
> Eunuchs?! Every time I open up Trainorders.com
> there's someone posting something about the UP and
> their Heritage Eunuchs. Now I'm hearing about
> captions like "Heritage Eunuchs revealed"- why,
> there's even a photo contest! It's just shocking,
> I tell you! Who CARES if UP had Eunuchs?? And
> what makes them so special that the railroad wants
> to have HERITAGE versions?! Why, when my father
> found out what my boyfriend was doing with me, he
> turned HIM into a eunuch. Whew! That wasn't a
> pretty sight and nothing I need to see again! So
> why would UP want to parade around their Heritage
> Eunuchs for EVERYONE to see?! Just think how
> those innocent, young railfans will feel seeing a
> eunuch roll by. It's embarrassing enough to see a
> man deprived of his manhood- but for those poor UP
> railroaders... What could management be
> thinking?! Why, I think we should ALL refuse to
> photograph any--
>
> "Uh, Miss Littella- Miss Littella..."
>
> Yes?
>
> "Miss Littella- your commentary was supposed to be
> about UP's Heritage UNITS- not eunuchs, UNITS."
>
> OH! Well, that's very different then... Never
> mind!

cheeseburgie, cheeeseburgie, cheeseburgie. for john & gilda!

What's all this fuss I hear about endangered fesces...

Those were some great shows!

I'm still pissed about the "deaf penalty"! BWAAAHAHAHAHA

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